Random Scat

Well doctor we found his soul.”
“Yes! Were was it?”
“In his penis sir, and the rest was in his wallet. And if you don’t mind me asking what do you want this mans soul for?”
“You found it in his penis?”
“Yes sir, and in his wallet”
“His Wallet?”
“Yes, his wallet sir.”
“Well how in the hell did you find it there?”
“We mugged him sir.”
“You mugged him! In broad daylight!”
“Well yes sir, he was just milling about soliciting, so we came up on him and mugged him proper.”
“What do you mean he was soliciting? What was he soliciting?
“Sex sir.”
“Sex!”
“Yes sir, sex sir, he was a right fruity creampuff, selling it through the back door he was.”
“So you brought me back the soul of a gigolo?”
“Yes sir, and if you don’t mind me asking what did you want the soul of a gigolo for?”
“That man is of supposed respect and reputation, an elite of the upper-band, in his shadow I embellished the shade, oh! That is why I wanted his superior soul, not that of a fucking gigolo!”
“Yeah, its sure strange where people keep their souls.”